Conundrums while Coddywompling

Dear Lord in heaven can you please explain why anyone, anyone, would hang wind chimes on the outside of their caravan awning, in a tiny packed caravan park - at night.

I heard them first…tinkle, tinkle TINKLE….then I tracked them down…I can tell you in all honesty there was no positive Chi coming from this little black duck…in fact I’d suggest the opposite.

I get that some people think that wind chimes are some kind of cleansing thingy that ward off evil spirits, or attract positive Chi or or some other form of enlightenment. I support the idea, I hope it works - IN YOUR OWN FREAKING BACK YARD at least 50 metres away from any neighbours! Rant over. I’m off to meditate - I think I need it!